Have to rant somewhere
My boyfriend broke up with me last weekend while we were on vacation together. We still live together. I keep a paper journal where I write out things about my life so I can remember and try to cheer myself up. I had just gotten to sleep when he comes into the bedroom, wakes me up and tells me he had been reading my journal and told me that I have no shot in hell getting back together with him. After now crying for over an hour I’m going to try going back to sleep and be to work bright and chipper in… 4 hours or so?
If you’re reading this right now, you better not EVER sing “Happy Birthday” to me with a bunch of people, or I will tear out your endocrine system.
Where is “Get up and dance to bring attention to yourself” at?
Because that’s my section of the graph.
i do all of those…well minus the dancing thing i can’t dance
(Source: -heytherebeautiful)
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First Shot
2/3 shot Gold Tequila
1/3 shot Orange Juice
Second Shot
2/3 shot lime juice or Roses lime
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